it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
sex in a hospital.. check
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
soo... how was my night?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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