I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
