Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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