i wish my penis had a tongue
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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