just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
