you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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