I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
