I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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