I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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