you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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