just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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