allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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