Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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