is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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