I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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