R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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