hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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