Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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