do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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