Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You are the jesus of drinking
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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