you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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