i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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