you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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