He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I need a hoe opinion
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