shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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