So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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