Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
love makes seman taste better
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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