belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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