Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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