I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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