screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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