Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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