Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Randomize
