He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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