It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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