Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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