For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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