it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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