Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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