But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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