I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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