Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I did not marry a roomba.
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