Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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