My pussy is not your playground.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My vagina just clenched in fear
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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