so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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