so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
vagina is talking i cant
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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