1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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