So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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