So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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