Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I need you to use more vowels.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
